Contrary to what many people may be thinking, the animatronic band featured in this week’s episode (“Soos and the Real Girl”) is NOT a nod to the popular indie PC horror game, Five Nights at Freddy’s.
The episode would have already been written and at least recorded before…
John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY
This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.
This is my favorite story ever and I will reblog it every time I see it.
WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?
NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN
IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!
WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!
VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!
YES! PLUTO, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD, YOU DID IT! I’M SO PROUD OF YOU!
I NEVER STOPPED BELIEVING
Maybe I’d want to draw more if I could just get more people to critique my work so I feel like I’m actually learning and improving, rather than having to gauge how well I did by how many likes it’s gotten, which is usually few to none anyway.
If you want critique, I’d advise you to say so in the comments of every art post you want critique on. Some artists really don’t want critique and don’t take it well so many people won’t give it unless it is explicitly asked for.
Oh, I didn’t think of that! thanks, friend.
Seriously. Some artists will straight up bite your head off for offering unsolicited critique, even with the best intentions!
Also, just a bit of advice from me to you: NEVER judge how far you’ve come on your art by the number of likes. Those kinds of things are completely arbitrary and unpredictable. I’m sure Jenn can tell you that she can put hours and hours into a piece that might get a couple likes, and then do a shitty sketch of something and it blows up.
If you’re drawing, you are improving. Draw what makes you happy and you’ll continue to naturally grow and learn and further your skills. And honestly, in my experience hanging around with artists, if you feel like you’re not improving at all and you never seem to be happy with anything you do, you’re probably doing an awesome job and getting better all the time. Doony says when you’re satisfied with your art, you’ve probably gotten complacent and are already backsliding. :P
Write your own TMNT fan fiction with this Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Raphael Can-Tivities Pencil Set! This office set includes 2 pencils, 2 erasers, and 1 sticker sheet inspired by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles you know and love. And the Raphael Can-Tivities Pencil Set is all housed in a tin featuring a graphic of Raph!
That’s seriously the product description. XD If they only knew…
soooooo is no one going to say ANYTHING about how this woman is full of shit?
like oh, you needed a fat suit to learn that fat people aren’t treated well? OR HOW ABOUT YOU JUST LISTEN TO THE ENDLESS STORIES FROM ACTUAL FAT WOMEN WHO COULD HAVE TOLD YOU THIS IN TWO SECONDS
you needed a fat suit to show that people don’t like when people use “fake” images …. I GET IT THAT IT’S SUPPOSEDLY STILL THE SAME PERSON but i mean, this is why i keep my pics up to date, because i don’t want to put myself through this
I’d be just as displeased if some guy showed up looking 40 when he said he was 25 (has happened), so I mean, what is this experiment proving other than “people on dating sites expect you to look like your photo, regardless of what you look like/weigh”
and you couldn’t find an actually fat woman for this entirely POINTLESS “experiment”
my body is not your fucking costume
the struggles and hardships i face from a fatphobic society don’t come off at the end of the day. I can’t unzip my oppression and slide it off
l FUCKING HATE PEOPLE WHO PUT ON FAT SUITS BECAUSE THE EXPERIMENTS THEY DO ARE ALL FALSE RESULTS
Like oh, you felt bad because some guys left you while in a fat suit? But you KNOW you get to take it off later. You KNOW this isn’t something you’ve dealt with for 20+ years, and likely won’t have to ever experience once the suit is gone.
Wear that suit, EVERY DAY, even in the shower, for 20+ years, FROM CHILDHOOD, THEN fucking tell me what you’ve learned. Until then, get the fuck out of my face with this social experiment bullshit
Isn’t Tinder a vapid hook-up app pretty much based on physical attraction? Or am I misunderstanding its purpose based on a friend’s behavior using it?
I mean… if you’re not attracted, you’re not attracted. I’m fat and even I can get that.
I have a visible deformity going on with my left eye. I used to cleverly conceal it in photos with like dating sites back in the day. This is when I was a lot thinner so my weight didn’t really come into play. This was something I had ZERO control over, it was a birth defect. You would not believe the bullshit I went through. On a daily basis I would get gross comments like “cyclops” and pirate jokes and people assuming I was mentally disabled because of my deformity. That was why I would disguise it in pictures with cutesy angles and Jessica Rabbit hair, and then would get this kind of thing with excuses and nervous backpedaling.
It sucks. But oh well. You eventually find a person worth a real connection that doesn’t care and loves and accepts you for who you are, and it’s awesome. So try not to even let the people that don’t value you bother you, because it just puts you one person closer to the right one.